Doctor Dolly save my soul
Is life a drag down in the drain?
Don’t panic dear, don’t fear
All hands on deck, sing in the rain
Salvation is now near
Let Doctor Dolly do her job
Please let me take controll
If you don’t know
Where you should go
I’ll be your glory hole
Girls and boys
Don’t hold your noise
Sing along and raise your voice
Doctor Dolly save my soul-soul-soul
Will you be my glory glory hole-hole-hole
Doctor Dolly I can’t cope-cope-cope
Give me hope-hope-hope
Or a rope-rope-rope
I’m a total flop as you can see
I am lost without your therapy
Doctor Dol I want to dye-dye-dye
My hair blond ooh me ooh my
Hi Mrs Monstruous, Mrs Muts
You look a perfect fright
It certainly takes lots of guts
To be here in daylight
Let Doctor Dolly mend your mind
Please let me fix your face
Allthough you do look different now
You’re not a hopeless case
My old maid! It’s not too late
Just be sure my bills get paid
Doctor Dolly save my soul-soul-soul
Will you be my glory glory hole-hole-hole
Doctor Dolly I can’t cope-cope-cope
Give me hope-hope-hope
Or a rope-rope-rope
I’m a total flop as you can see
I am lost without your therapy
Doctor Dol I want to dye-dye-dye
My hair blond ooh me ooh my
Hi Mister Muppet, Mister Mess
I can’t believe my eyes
Are you the Monster of Loch Ness?
The devil in disguise?
Let Doctor Dolly be your nurse
Please let me help you dear
I hope there’s money in your purse
Cause I am no volunteer!
You need a guard
So if you’re smart
Give me your creditcard!
Doctor Dolly save my soul-soul-soul
Will you be my glory glory hole-hole-hole
Doctor Dolly I can’t cope-cope-cope
Give me hope-hope-hope
Or a rope-rope-rope
I’m a total flop as you can see
I am lost without your therapy
Doctor Dol I want to dye-dye-dye
My hair blond ooh me ooh my